Sunday, December 26, 2010

Celebrating the season, some Holiday gifts for the BOARD and others

Here are a few gifts I wish for some members of the Trinity Board and administration would get this Holiday Season!
Sandra Clutter - Her own toy bus world, where she could put stop signs and anything else where she wanted and also to be givin the title of bus queen. [oops she is known as the bus queen]
Scott Day - Athletic ability so he could really talk about sports without people laughing.
Colleen Interval - A big bag to put all the balls she counts in and a personality.
Henry Clemens - The same as Sandy only you are the bus king!
Jack Keisling - A chance to pick another superintendent as qualified and as mild mannered as your first choice.
Tom Bodnovich - A WPIAL Gold Medal that you could show everyone and tell people about your imagined accomplishments as you retire from our Board to return to your home on fantasy island.
Tamara Salvatori - A phone with unlimited text and cell calls.
Dennis McWreath - The courage to speak in front of people the way you talk behind their backs.
James Knapp - A mental health evaluation for serving with the before mentioned elite eight on this board.

Dr. Paul Kasunich - The book "Ghandi"
Mr. Dennis Makel - The starting solicitor job for the school district instead of second string.
Mr. Donald Snoke - The title Principal/Athletic Director if that is what you really want to be at Trinity.
Mr. Bobby Jones - All of the Milli Vanilli albums, you understand them better than most.
Mr. Ed Dalton - The top sports story of 2011 instead of the number two story, "Dalton awarded 1,000,000 by judge"
Trinity Area School District Parents - Our School District back to normal!

8 comments:

  1. Perfect Gifts ! Don't forget a years supply of free lunches for The Ball Counter.

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  2. I'm surprised no one got a lesson in self defense.

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  3. Why does Snoke try to do all the Athletic things, where is all this evidence and academic challenges our principals are suppose to be showing the public!

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  4. Good point Champ! How can Mr. Snoke possibly have time to do his job WELL when he's also taking on the responsibilities of AD? Our teacher observation requirements have doubled and we've been short an assistant principal. We're almost halfway through the school year, I'm curious if evaluations are halfway done. Intersting...

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  5. Mr. Snoke does not have a choice. The not so superintendent keeps putting more and more on him, like athletics.

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  6. Because unlike the school board and our "awesome" new AD Don Snoke cares first and foremost about the kids of Trinity.

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  7. Pitt Football Coach assaults girlfreind lets see what they do to his career

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  8. Mr. Snoke does have a choice and by playing Superman he is contributing to the problem. The long term repercussions of him trying to save your district from your inadequate administrators will instead destroy you long term.

    Maybe your Superintendent can give the Pitt Football coach some advice.

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